RattusDong Compatibility Dossier Intake
Section I: Baseline Identity Metrics
Gender:
Female
Male
Non-binary
Prefer Not To Disclose
Walmart Bag
Preferred ambient fridge hum (Hz):
Average number of parallel thoughts when staring at ceiling:
Choose your canonical fork orientation:
Tines Up
Tines Down
I Brought A Spork
Section II: Abstract Allegiance Declarations
Team Left Sock / Right Sock / Sockless Circle?
Estimate how many moons should exist ideally:
Greatest fear when encountering a polite raccoon:
Section III: Unstructured Qualitative Input
Describe the sound of a silent elevator using only vegetables:
On a scale from 1 to 17.3 how prepared are you for ceremonial mild disappointment?
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